is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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