i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
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after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
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