So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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