just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
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