I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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