i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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