i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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