there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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