that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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