Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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