Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
