dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Randomize
