Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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