We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Randomize
