i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
I take back everything I said about communal showers
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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