Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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