Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
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