I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
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