Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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