I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
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use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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