Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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