Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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