Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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