She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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