Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize