My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
dude i'm inner monologue high
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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