New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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