he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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