There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
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