you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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