let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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