I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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