Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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