Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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