I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Randomize
