Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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