You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
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