Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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