ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Randomize
