hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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