when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
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