I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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