Three words: puerto rican gang bang
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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