party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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