She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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