I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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