was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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