you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
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