Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
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