I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
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