ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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