OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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