i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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