I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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