some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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