In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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