I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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