Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Randomize
