Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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