She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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