wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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